Who needs a sheriff’s badge when you’ve got a chicken guarding your pumpkins? The Pumpkin Patch Patrol Crewneck Sweatshirt is your official fall uniform—equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and unapologetically seasonal. Perfect for chilly mornings, late-night bonfires, or pretending you’re “helping” at the family harvest festival while really just supervising the cider table.
Made with soft, durable fabric, this sweatshirt is built for everyday wear—whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or braving yet another hayride. The bold pumpkin patch design brings just enough autumn cheer to say “I’m festive” without screaming “I bought this at a big-box store.”
