Because sometimes fall calls for more than flannel and pumpkin spice. The Pumpkin Patch Patrol Zip Hoodie is your go-to armor for chilly nights, lazy mornings, and every sarcastic side-eye you throw at “basic” autumn trends. Equal parts comfort and attitude, it’s crafted from a luxurious cotton–poly blend that feels soft enough to nap in but tough enough to survive bonfires, hayrides, and the occasional family gathering you didn’t want to attend.
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a seasonal statement. With its bold pumpkin patch design, it says “Yes, I’m festive, but no, I’m not carving a smiley face into a gourd.” Perfect for Halloween hangs, Thanksgiving feasts, or just running errands while looking like you’ve got your life together (even if you don’t).
