Every gardener knows the rage. You nurture your plants, pour your love into them, and then, poof – a microscopic army of sap-sucking freeloaders shows up, sets up camp, and starts wrecking everything. Aphids: they're basically the worst houseguests you can imagine, but in tiny, green, plant-destroying form. This shirt is for anyone who's ever battled these tiny terrors and emerged (mostly) victorious. Wear it and let the world know you're in a committed relationship with pest control.
