Security Geese Graphic Short Sleeve Tee
Security Geese Graphic Short Sleeve Tee
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Soft, breathable cotton meets dry, absurdist humor in this lightweight crew tee featuring two extremely serious geese sitting side‑by‑side above the understated word “Security.” It’s the kind of quietly hilarious contrast that lands right in the sweet spot between wry and wearable — like a badge of honor for people who enforce boundaries with eye contact alone.
The fabric feels airy against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and a retail cut, making it just as good under a jacket as it is on its own when you want to project an ironic, low‑key sense of authority. Transparent production details (sustainably made, tear‑away label, REACH certified) mean you get comfort without compromising ethics — because even your humor has standards.
Wear it to work‑from‑home calls, casual meetups, grocery store patrols, or any situation where you’d like to signal I’m in charge, but only in the funniest possible way.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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