When your wardrobe needs a little more bass drop and a little less basic, this tee is the remix you’ve been waiting for. Inspired by the gritty, grainy glory of retro bootleg covers, the Hard Boiled: Mixtape Scramble Tee brings Lil' Bertha, Tha Real Thelma, and Bad Girl Betsy straight outta the coop and onto your chest—because legends don’t just lay eggs, they lay tracks.
We're talking BIG OL' BIDDIES on the front, serving up serious attitude, and a tracklist on the back that'll have you humming "Cluck Life Anthem" all day. With hits like "Bertha's Beatdown FT. Rooster 2 Beak" and "The Great Escape (from the Garden Hose)," this tee is HARD BOILED and ready to make some noise.
This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a statement: equal parts barnyard cipher and backyard comfort. Whether you’re cluckin’ with your crew at a festival, plotting your own Coop D’Etat, or just vibin’ at home, this tee keeps you fresh, breathable, and unapologetically loud.Express your fun, edgy, music-loving self and let everyone know you're not just about that life, you're about that Cluck Life.
And yes, it comes stamped with that all-important “Parental Advisory: May Scramble Eggs” energy—because subtlety is for the pigeons.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
