Not all heroes wear capes—some just guard pumpkins with the intensity of a small-town sheriff. The Pumpkin Patch Patrol Tee is your official uniform for fall, whether you’re wrangling chickens, corralling kids, or just trying to survive another hayride without rolling your eyes.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft enough to nap in, breathable enough to rake leaves in (not that you want to), and durable enough to outlast the pumpkin spice craze. With its classic crew neckline and unisex fit, it’s the kind of shirt that works for errands, movie nights, or pretending you’re “helping” at Thanksgiving while really just supervising the pie table.
