Sickening While Chickening Tee: Don't Cluck With Me

You've got that look. That "I'm here, I'm fabulous, and frankly, I'm unimpressed" look. Now, meet your spirit animal: our confident chicken, rocking a pitchfork and an expression that says "I've seen it all, and none of it surprises me." This isn't just a shirt; it's a mood, a lifestyle, and a declaration that you're "Sickening While Chickening."

This tee is for those who embrace their inner sass, aren't afraid to stand out, and appreciate a good, defiant cluck. Wear it and watch the heads turn, because this chicken means business. And by business, we mean looking effortlessly cool while subtly judging everything around you.

• Unrivaled Comfort: Made with the softest, high-quality cotton, this classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee feels like a well-loved favorite from the first wear. You'll fall in love with it over and over again.
• "Sickening While Chickening" Graphic: The star of the show! Our unimpressed chicken with a pitchfork and the cheeky phrase will be your new go-to for making a statement without saying a word.
• Built to Last: Featuring ribbed knit collars for bolstered shaping, tapered shoulders for an improved fit over time, and dual side seams to hold the garment's shape longer. This isn't a one-and-done tee; it's built for endless wears and washes.
• Quality Print That Pops: The vibrant, high-quality print ensures your confident chicken and sassy phrase stay crisp and clear, wash after wash.
• Flattering Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on everyone, this tee provides a comfortable, relaxed fit that's perfect for any casual occasion.

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  Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50